Some more Golden rules..
1. Your hard disk crashes when you need your data the most.
2. Your UPS bangs off when you had just written a 20-page algorithm and were just about to save it.
3. People ask you to have longer hair bcoz that's fashion, and when you really do, they poke you to cut them short, bcoz loads of people are sporting it.
4. Even the most e-illiterate Princis bump into the compu lab when you are gaming on the LAN.
5. DTC buses are similar to quarks, never run individually. Either they are completely empty (the 11PM - 6AM slot) or completely full.
6. Whatever you do, you always tend to miss the cutoff due to a quota student.
7. The newer the Windows version, the more it crashes.
8. Floppies crash only when you don't have a backup.
9. MP3s and Porn even when on the desktop, somehow escape the eyes of 10 computer teachers, 365 days a year.
2. Your UPS bangs off when you had just written a 20-page algorithm and were just about to save it.
3. People ask you to have longer hair bcoz that's fashion, and when you really do, they poke you to cut them short, bcoz loads of people are sporting it.
4. Even the most e-illiterate Princis bump into the compu lab when you are gaming on the LAN.
5. DTC buses are similar to quarks, never run individually. Either they are completely empty (the 11PM - 6AM slot) or completely full.
6. Whatever you do, you always tend to miss the cutoff due to a quota student.
7. The newer the Windows version, the more it crashes.
8. Floppies crash only when you don't have a backup.
9. MP3s and Porn even when on the desktop, somehow escape the eyes of 10 computer teachers, 365 days a year.
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